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The Dark Knight Rises Trailer Hits The Web

Earlier in the week a teaser trailer for The Dark Knight Rises hit the web in what appears to be a kind of private screening.

The audience goes wild pigs as the teaser is playing and really reveals little about the upcoming third and final film in the Batman franchise. At least until it restarts Warner Brothers again within 5 years.

Check out the trailer below and ask yourself if you think this trailer is real or perhaps a false developed?

5 Ways 'Batman' Would Change If He Were Grenadian - Maco News Network

. Plus it seems to have the maneuverability of a rock at high speeds. Remember how Batman had to shoot a grappling hook thing from the Batmobile that hooked onto a pole which allowed him to swing the car round a corner? Here’s some stills showing the same thing in the animated series . Can you imagine that thing on Grenada’s roads? Yeh, me neither.

Not to mention the potholes would seriously screw up his Bat-suspension.

The original Boy Wonder was a 12 year old circus acrobat when he became Batman’s sidekick.

Now obviously, there are no circuses in Grenada (except for that one time in Old Trafford with the stinky tigers but that doesn’t count), so Grenadian Robin can’t come from there. What other high-risk activity is there that exists in Grenada? And for a 12 year-old to boot?….

Keeping a secret in Grenada is like trying to cut your lawn with scissors – sure you can try it, but you’ll end up getting nowhere fast.

Therefore, we really can’t see how Batman would be able to pull off the whole billionaire-playboy-by-day, dark-brooding-hero-by-night thing.  Let’s face facts. Chances are, if you’re reading this site, you’re a maco . (Hell, one of you is probably peeping me through my window as I type this.) Grenada is a tiny place – everybody knows everybody, which also means everybody knows everybody else’s business.

So when that rather large and noisy batmobile erupts forth from the side of a mountain below Wayne Manor, it won’t be hard for someone to say “wait a minute…that’s Bruce Wayne’s place…I wonder if…?”